Selina: I probably shouldn't bring this up, but this is a very serious pair of shoes you ruined. Couldn't you have just been a prince and broken my jaw? My body will heal, but this was the last pair left in my size.

Selina: Wow. The Batman--or is it just "Batman"? Your choice. Of course.
Batman: Gotta go.
Selina: Well. That was ... very brief. Like most men in my life. What men? (looks at unconscious attacker.) Well, there's you, but ... you need therapy.

Selina: Honey I'm home ... Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.

Selina: Miss Kitty ... Back from more sexual escapades you refuse to share ... not that I'd ever pry.

Selina: I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel. So. Much. Yummier.

Bruce: Well, I could ... free up some time...
Selina: I'm listed.
Bruce: I'm tempted..
Selina: I'm working.
Bruce: I'm leaving.

Catwoman: I'm Catwoman, hear me roar.

Catwoman: You poor guys ... always confusing your pistols with your privates ...

Catwoman: Life's a bitch -- now so am I.

Catwoman: Who are you? Who's the man behind the bat? Maybe he can help me find the woman behind the Cat.

Catwoman: The thought of busting Batman makes me feel all ...dirty. Maybe I'll give myself abath right here ...

Selina: It's the so-called "normal" guys who always let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're commited.

Batman: A kiss under the misteltoe. Mistletoe can be deadly, if youeat it ...
Catwoman: But a kiss can be even deadlier, if you mean it.

Catwoman: You're the second man who killed me this week. But hey, no prob ... I've got seven lives left.
Batman: I tried to grab you -- save you --
Catwoman: Seems like every woman you try to save ends up dead, or deeply resentful.

Catwoman: Bruce, I could live with you in your castle forever. Just like in a fairy tale. I just couldn't live with myself. So don't pretend this is a happy ending.

Max: Selina! Selina Kyle!? You're fired! And Bruce -- Bruce Wayne! Why are you dressed up as Batman?
Catwoman: He is Batman, you moron.